What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)