What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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My iPhone 6.

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Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Your grandma.

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Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.