What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)