Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for