Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.