Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.