Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8