Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

R2 Detour Jokes More R2 Detour Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!