Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Bb Jokes More Bb Jokes

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

R2 Detour Jokes More R2 Detour Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.