Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates