Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What do you do meet an old friend?

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

A: "We're gonna have a BB!"

What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet?

We're going to have a BB!

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.