Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

R2 Detour Jokes More R2 Detour Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!