Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Long Way Jokes More Long Way Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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