What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.