Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Alone

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.