Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.