Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes