What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!