What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!