What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways