What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways