Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
He ran out of little boys
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
The way they enter your house.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
They're not black, and they're not people!
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
With his Shtick.
