What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Jerry Seinfeld Jokes More Jerry Seinfeld Jokes

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways