What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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Jerry Seinfeld Jokes More Jerry Seinfeld Jokes

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways