What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.