Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people