Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13