Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.