What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner?

An aircondtior can be hot

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.