What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".