What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

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What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.