What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.