What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.