What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.