What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.