Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.