Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A: A baseball team
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
They cause too much brain damage.
Capitalism
Kilt
Monet.
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Lend me your ears