Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.