Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.