Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.