What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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An Algo-rhythm.

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The cat ate her.

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Cars.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.