What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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DODGE!!!

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An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.