What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.