What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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He became enlightened.

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Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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He only Phelps himself.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"