and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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Coffee Mug
He only Phelps himself.
I'm gonna level with you.
To-mate-toes!
They always steal the green card.
You bust a nut
Because the police charge you.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Shakespeare
because he can't aim steadily
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Crossfit
He didn't do it on porpoise.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Phelps.
This did not go swimmingly at all
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
The slide into poverty.