and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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He only Phelps himself.
I'm gonna level with you.
This did not go swimmingly at all
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
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A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
A paraplegic
A paraplegic after a house fire.
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
They take things literally.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
because he can't aim steadily
By counting Kylereese.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
