Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.