Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.