Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.