Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.