Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.