Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.