Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

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Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Micro Phelps.

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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams