Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.