Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Bordercross

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams