Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams