Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

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They're both manicures

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Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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He is a good breast-stroker.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.