What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.