What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.