What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian