What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas