How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.