How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Cottage Cheese Jokes More Cottage Cheese Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.