How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.