How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.