How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants