How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats 1+0?

Babies

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Cottage Cheese Jokes More Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants