How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.