How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.