Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!