Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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A HISSStorian.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!