Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese