Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Shake It Off

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Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home