Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Cottage Jokes More Cottage Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.