Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"