Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!