Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

Cottage Jokes More Cottage Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.