Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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An Ex-Man.

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You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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A building in Dubai.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.