What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"