Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.