Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Scone.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
A gargoyle!
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)