How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What's an SJW's favourite animal?

A Pander.

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!