What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!