What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges