Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River