What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.