English Language Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being