SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
I do."
What party '
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Five more years of Cameron"
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Incorrectly.
Anticlimactic
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
removed
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
General Direction.
Air Force
A rental car.
Because the Earth is always tilted.
Word of mouse.
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
