When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown