When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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The insti-gator.

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Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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It got flagged.

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The players all drowned in spring training.

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The players dribbled all over it!

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.