What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !