What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown