What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool