What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.