What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them