What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.