What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!