What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.