What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.