What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.