What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.