What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)