Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."