Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."