What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator