What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...