What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.