What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston