What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.