Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train