Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"