Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.