Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.