Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.