Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.