What do electricians get for Christmas?

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!