What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!"

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.