What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!"

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.