What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!