Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.