Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout