Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Thunderwear

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He was an investigator!

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Crimea River.

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.