Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout