Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.