What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.