What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.