What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile