What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time