How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.