What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.