What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.