What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.