Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.