Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling