Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.