Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y