What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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The old switcheroo.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Heavy petting.

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A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.