What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.