What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.