What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze