When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

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Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.