When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.