When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock