Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out