What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.