What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"