What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride