What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo