What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.