Vest Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

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They can't make change.

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ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Did you try turning me off and on again?"