IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"
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An investigator!
Your under a vest
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
I've got you under a vest.
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
A private investigator.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
He was an investigator!
A good in-vest-ment
An in-vest-igator!
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A barracuchi.
Because they're pirots!
Bacon.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
A gun actually does something when triggered.
Say the drinks are on the house
Biden
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
It's beer pressure.
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
They can't reflect on what they've done.
