What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.