What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.