What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out