What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.